A bitchy ass woman.
by Dolly Dill April 19, 2018
Get the heinous beavermug. A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.
as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.
The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).
I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!
The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.
Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.
The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).
I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!
The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.
Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
Get the Beavers Axemug. Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021
Get the Canned beavermug. A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
by The One Who Writes Them Again July 14, 2015
Get the Whatsapp Beavermug. Mama Beaver is a form of lifestyle. Mama beaver is getting black out drunk in Barcelona with hot Spanish men cavorting on you while ur so thin because of all the ozempic you're on. Mama Beaver most often goes hand in hand with Brat Summer, however they are inherently different.
OMG! You got so drunk last night u started scissoring the DJ in his booth while getting backshots from a drag queen who was on MDMA. MAMA BEAVER!!!
by Gagamortis August 22, 2024
Get the Mama Beavermug. It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
Get the Beaver Plug Incidentmug. When a girl stops another girl from getting it on sex with someone. The female equivalent of a cock block .
It was looking like Anton was about to bump uglies with Bella, but then Charlotte steamed over and was a beaver concealer
by Tubba Tdog September 21, 2019
Get the beaver concealermug.