Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

sapper blast

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.

Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.

Bend over, here it comes again.

Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!

by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021

Cobain Blast

When stomeone kills themselves using a shotgun

-you heard the news about Kurt?
-yea you cloud say that was a Cobain Blast

by Cubos28 July 31, 2025

Blast

To fart extremely powerful on someone.

We have to share a bunk, I hate that guy. I'm going to blast him so hard.

by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

skittle blast

pretty, gorgeous queen

I love u my little skittle blast

by 12344559?( July 6, 2021

Review blast

When you receive terrible customer service, or a surprise subscription which is annoyingly hard to cancel. You let the world know on all possible platforms how crappy it all was.

The gits took £50 out of my account and sent me a bunch of stuff I can’t remember agreeing to. They’re not caring either, so I’m gonna do a Review Blast.

by Jdogtamed March 16, 2025

HA-blast

a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.

Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.

anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA

also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.

anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>

by MeerkatBikinis April 17, 2011