Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

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Austin crine

you autism crime and someone pronunch yo name wrong

yo austin crine nah im autism crime

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 3, 2025

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named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.

clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."

by Stephnitezanfuntime March 17, 2012

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Austin

Is a boy who will steal your heart and keep it safe he's the boy you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. You and him will fall in love instantly and neither of you will want it to end. You both know it will last forever because of what you both have. Austin is the boy of your dreams. With his light brown hair and those light brown green eyes that are somewhat hazel like, a smile that is contagious, although he is a little short. He makes up for it in another area(iykyk). He's so attractive and very hot. You will never want to take him for granted. He really does try his hardest even when you think he's over all amazing he won't feel like it so constant reassurance is needed. He's perfect but he's just a boy. But that boy will make you smile everytime you think of him. He will make everyday worth living. He will make you feel like he gave you the world. You'll often think how did I get so lucky to end up with this magnificent Austin. Well simply by being you. He loves you so much. He has layers yes and it is so worth the time to understand him. You'll find yourself daydreaming about how amazing he is. Austin is the guy you want to meet your family with. Hes the guy you want to show off to everyone you know to let them know what perfection truly is. Austin is a one of a kind guy never ever let him go. I love my Austin

Trevor: "Did you meet my friend Austin?"
Lilly: "yeah"

*he's so amazing*

by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow December 24, 2022

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Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.

"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen

by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018

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