Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010

1 April

Zarah n Whirlon Day

Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day

by Joshuabukasa May 23, 2021

10th april

the day wrigis nitro expires

me: "wrigi your nitro expires today, the 10th april"
wrigi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by ronniehh April 9, 2021

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

April 24th

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.

"Yo, did you hear about april 24th?"

"Yes, It will be the greatest fight ever!"

by Purpledandy April 21, 2021

April 11

the day in which you have to slap anyone named Jayden/Jaden. make sure it’s a big slap!!

it’s april 11!! where is jayden/jaden?? i have to slap them real hard!

by sowjndkaoajdks April 9, 2022