half aweek

half asleep, half awake

I don't know if I really had the weirdest dream last night because I was half aweek on the couch.

by Keesha Polloso May 30, 2006

Half-dome

To “half-dome” is to engage a person of the opposite sex in rigorous activity for an extended period of time thus rendering their legs inoperable and your own appendages exceptionally sore. Normally, this takes around thirteen hours to complete.

I'd half-dome your mom if I had thirteen hours to waste.

by I-got-Domed June 29, 2011

Douche and a half

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

by Mama lama July 30, 2018

half mass

The act of when a penis is half way erect, he slaps his penis across his partner's face.

when susan received a half mass from her husband, she was furious and bit off his nuts.

by Jen Sing September 4, 2008

Half time

A rent a cop Mall security or any wannabe ass popo mofo.

Cliff said whats up half time to mall security.

by Grimm666 August 12, 2006

Half And Half Drunk

When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.

1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

person 2 falls down and doesn't get up

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

half melt

a very potent form of bubble hash that when burned melts down to a small amount of hash the hardens again.

"pas some that half melt, looks so tasty and nice!"

by ganja connoisseur July 13, 2009