Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021

Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016

virgin and chill

Watching Netflix and having it in the background while masturbating

"I'm gonna Netflix and chill"
"Fuck that shit, I'm going to virgin and chill, that way I don't have to fuck the same girl I masturbated to everyday for 3 months."

by [e-mail] April 4, 2016