Jason

The kind of guy that wants to ask for your social medias. But won't.

Sally: Look, it's Jason!
Monica: He sent me a friend request on Facebook, but he hasn't spoken to me, ever. I try to say hi, but he just runs away?
Sally: Haha, what a Jason.

by Amia Mizudori December 22, 2021

Jason Day

December 29th is a day celebrating Jason day. Known for thanking all the people named Jason

Happy Jason day to all the Jason’s

by ManicEP December 29, 2022

Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

jason

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.

omg its jason

by t-series1094 November 24, 2021

jason

jason is a cuck. is probably in love with a girl in his class but is too big of a cuck to talk to ask her out. also is kind of retarded and does not have good grades

person 1: jason is a cuck
person 2: yes

by busdriverflex October 31, 2020

Jason Wu

someone that 1984d by Bryan K for using powerful encasings.

Did you hear what Jason Wu has done again?
I hear he got 1984d for using Powerful Shells
Not Bryan again!

by ambatukam69 November 7, 2023

Jason

Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.

I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.

by bloom1 March 18, 2022