jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.

Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."

by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017

Klondike Jew

A Jewish person that resides within the Dominion of Canada.

...A Klondike Jew, that's what you are!

by DrHungDaddy420 September 25, 2015

fornicating jew

Someone who does not give up srx easily. Being miser with the sex.

My girlfriend is such a fornicating jew now that I never get laid.

by Makanana310 July 12, 2021

Jew dripping

The action that follows after filling your gas tank up and then proceeding to lift the hose up to get every last drop of gas

Thomas: why do you always lift the hose up like that

Mason: I’m jew dripping cunt

by Thomassruth0825 May 6, 2018

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020

Rok The Jew

A Jew that doesnt want to give any money

"Can i borrow some money?"
"No, because im Rok The Jew

by Autisem March 19, 2019

Kung-Jew

Jewish Kung-Fu

Marvin and Jackie are the senseis at the local kung-jew dojo

by dickinafox November 3, 2014