Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

by Jonny Jimboy November 09, 2010

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meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

by A guy who hates Brendan February 16, 2014

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honeoye falls hammer

It is when you are having sex with a girl, and you pull out cum on her face and smack her face with your dick and spread the cum on her face with your dick

man, i gave my hoe the honeoye falls hammer this weekend

by Bruce Curwin May 30, 2008

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banana hammer

Someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

Comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. "I feel like that!"

Peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.

by NotBlankName March 31, 2010

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Nuremburg Hammer Drill

The subtle art of ramming your erect penis into a woman's belly button, whilst simultaneously vomiting on her forehead and slapping her nipples with a spatula. So called due to its short lived popularity in the city which give it it's name, where many couples for some strange reason found it sexy.

"My god, that girl let me give her a Nuremburg Hammer Drill last night; I think she must have mental problems"

by MasterofFlange February 16, 2009

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