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Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.
Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005
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Bro-zone

Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.
"Homie in the bar was all up in my Bro-zone, he was like a CFC yo."
by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009
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personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.
Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.
by or2pod October 5, 2008
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preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.
Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009
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Splash-Zone Brother

Yo I heard you and Cescy having sex last night, I guess that means we're Splash-Zone Brothers.
by SplashZoneBro January 22, 2019
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Zenless Zone Zero

An open world shooting game created by hoyoverse. It is quite different to other houoverse games because of the variety of models. It also has a furry.
have you heard of the new game by hoyoverse?

Zenless Zone Zero?! Oh em gee yes!!,!,
by liatris May 16, 2022
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