Your mom

The best comeback to any situation. The phrase “your mom” can be used in literally scenario. The lest context the better. Using this phrase makes you instantly cool and people usually dont know how to respond so its also a great way to end a conversation.

- “Hey Candice did you here what happened to your cat?”: “your mom 😎”

- “what was all that noise?”: “your mom 😎”
- “your so dumb”: “your mom 😎”
- “bruh what is that?”: “your mom 😎”

by CandiceSaidSo October 19, 2021

your mom

someone that a very handsome man named Andy has sex with whenever your mom isn't home

Andy: I did your mom when she wasn't home last night

by OrdinaryAndog May 15, 2022

Your mom

I had intercourse with her last night

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her?
Guy 2: Yep, I Your mommed her

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Your mom

Used by mostly horny ass 12-year-olds that have nothing better to do

Person 1: Why were you late
Horny 12 year old: Because of your mom

by chlide January 2, 2022

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Your mom

Some one that is hot and was in my bed last night

Person: where were you last night
You: With your mom.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Your mom

What i like to do!! 🤣🤣🙏🏼

I fugged your mom yesterday

by Caniputmyballsinyojaws400 August 29, 2021