do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.

Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.

by penisshakes March 15, 2024

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

You're worse

Doesn't matter. You will go extinct whether I want it or not but I don't have to let this go unpunished. I never will. Full credit. Full divulging in regard to the surveillance. The 2 goons are out.

Hym "You're worse. You're still worse you piece of shit. There aren't a lot of conditions as it stand and what I don't want is a situation where I get what I want here but not everything and then I just have to kill a kid in old age anyway because you only partially met the conditions. It's low now but it doesn't have to stay that way. I'm not going to actually make you give me Jennifer Lawrence as property that would be ridiculous. But there were 2 and now there are 3. They want to talk back in hatian gibberish and reference my family photo they can take their shit to X."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

You're Seven

The act of defending yourself after losing the gulag and your teammates are roasting you. A way of defense after you fuck up and you know you're wrong.

person 1 : You suck. How do you lose the gulag so many times.

person 2 : You're Seven alright.

by yeeticus maximus 7 April 18, 2020

You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.

Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.

by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022

You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

You're not better than everyone

You don't need to explain the point of it, Sabine. It is clear that they want me to be unable to say I'm better but I am not going to be worse than that fucking cripple and I do not need to improve.

A retard "You're not better than everyone"

Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025