Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

Walking Bus

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.

I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.

by FixerOfficial860 July 29, 2024

Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.

“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”

by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024

Walzing

To drink a gallon of horse semen

Tim Walz had to get his stomach pumped for Walzing.

by mtlhd1955 August 7, 2024

walking visa

A wealthier foreigner in a poor country who can be taken advantage of for a marriage visa. Can be there for any reason, including finding a partner.

Ysabel: You see that guy? He's such a walking visa. Maybe I can finally make it out of here.
Angela: Absolutely. Go for him!

by thingkinfast February 20, 2024

walking ticket

You one of them ones.

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.

by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024

Walking bucket

When a person is so good at basketball, that anytime they touch the ball they are guaranteed to score on you

Jaden is such a walking bucket, look at him score on E!!

by Jaden Budwine February 29, 2024