ur mom

the person I fucked last night

I fucked ur mom.

by poptartt February 5, 2022

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ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

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