sweaty turd

That morning after a heavy night of drinking shit.

Hey Sean after drinking all dat vodka and knocking out a plate of enchilada's you must of dropped a sweaty turd.

by Justin baddass October 5, 2007

Turd Looker

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.

Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

turd roper

the sexual act of one pulling a turd out of the anus like climbimg a rope.

"hey you freaky little bitch i got a turd hanging out of my butt. tug and climb it like a rope,common be a good turd roper."

by josh one December 12, 2007

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

by BENJAMININO February 23, 2008

rolling turd

A large recreational vehicle (R.V.).

"Why doesn't that stupid fuck store that rolling turd in the back instead of taking up six parking places and blocking the sun?"

by Ed U. Katid August 5, 2008

James Turd

A deadly assassin released from the bowels.

An extremely bad smelling piece of excrement. One that may cause harm by its odour. 'Oh my God, someone left a James Turd in the loo!'

by Francesca Di Natale September 11, 2008

turd immunity

Often confused with "herd immunity" by people who don't want to get a vaccine even though they are able to get one. They believe that because most people around them get vaccines, they won't get it. Herd immunity works when the population that is able to receive vaccines gets them to protect people who are unable to get them(like infants), but it does not work if members of the population that is able to receive vaccines refuses them and tries to join the same class as babies and those with allergies.

Man 1: "Aren't you going to get the polio vaccine?"
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.

by MissLadyGrim December 16, 2015