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Tim

A bald Russian who takes massive amounts of steroids also drinks a bit too much and folds. Literally.
Don’t drink a lot then get a blowy. You’ll pull a Tim!
by Fifkeisnsh January 6, 2020
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Tim

A man with an extremely large nose
Yoooo did u see how big the new guys nose is it’s almost like Tim
by Dumbturtle6789 January 9, 2020
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Tim

He's the most beautiful person you could ever ask for, inside and out. He never fails to make you laugh and is always there for you. You are so glad to know him, because nobody could ever replace him. Tim is always caring, so probably the most amazing father and husband. You should never let go of this smart, beautiful, kind, and good af looking Tim. But even these words can't describe someone like Tim.
'Hey do you know this boy?'
'No, who is he?'
'Somebody you would be glad to know, he's Tim'
by HisChihuahua December 29, 2016
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Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?
Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
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Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.
Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him
by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019
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Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.
You want to go get a coffe?
Yeah sure let’s go to Tim Hortons.
by CanadaFax June 8, 2020
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Tim

Loving, thoughtful, sexy, masculine, charming, fashionable, athletic, and devastatingly handsome. Polished, yet somehow rugged.

His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.

He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader.

Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.

He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
Tim is a charming and captivating man.
by JustALovingGirlOnFire November 22, 2021
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