Suicide Poker is a card game invented by Michael Badders in which you try to make your best poker hand while kill cards are being delt.
by Knightyad July 8, 2021
Get the suicide poker gamemug. When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
Get the Third-degree suicidemug. A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.
John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"
The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"
The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"
by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022
Get the I am not suicidalmug. A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
by TwoFourSixOOne September 22, 2011
Get the Facebook suicide notemug. Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.
Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
by Edgyteenager666 March 6, 2019
Get the Suicide Pact Thotmug. 
National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
by aternis October 26, 2020
Get the National Suicide Daymug.