Tyler Martin

Someone who does not wipe their hiney, mains caustic and cleared out the dance floor of Pub because something crawled up in his banana cutter and died.

Hey man did you wipe? Didn’t think so, total Tyler Martin move

by Jj2096 November 24, 2021

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Martin

OBAMA

Who is the 44th president of the U.S? Oh right Martin!

by imasurvivorimnotgonnagiveup August 25, 2025

Martin

Martin is a guy who can never simmer to a relationship usually know as a player he will use you for him own advantage and will never actually love you he is not very attractive and have no sence in style, martins are cold hearted.

“Martin just left me for another girls, he dosnt care about how I feel”

by Amber kay December 28, 2019

martin luthered

Basically hooding someone, not much more than that.

Get Martin Luthered you h*ckin boi!

by Sencic May 27, 2018

Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023