Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".

A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.

by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019

duck doctor

It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.

Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.

"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."

"The who?"

"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."

by faceoftoday April 1, 2011

Duck Butter

Nothing in relation to the sweat glands on ones crotch or anus-y areas. Instead, Duck Butter is the secretion on Ducks wings and feathers so that they may still fly even after being in water.

Child: Mommee, why canz teh duckkee stiww fliiiy????
Mother: Because of teh duck butter, child.

by Brocke July 6, 2005

duck sauce

The Asian version of apple sauce with a tint of Asian inspired sweet and sour flavor.

According to Chit Chit, duck sauce is apple sauce.

by Blue Mountain April 15, 2012

duck butter

It's the foul smelling cheese that forms under the foreskin of the uncircumsized and unwashed.

He likes duck butter on his toast.

by Clay White December 25, 2003