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Ashley Syndrome

Preparing ones anus for penetration
My boyfriend and I had Ashley Syndrome last night
by *Awkward-Turtle* July 20, 2017
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Biden Syndrome

A syndrome identified by forgetfulness, stuttering, or hypocrisy.
They've used the filibuster for years and now it's bad when Republicans use it? They've got a bad case of Biden Syndrome.
by Howlfly April 6, 2021
mugGet the Biden Syndromemug.

Malmö Syndrome

When someone starts shooting intensely and randomly for no apparent reason.
Oh look dad that guy has Malmö Syndrome!
by Trustav November 10, 2021
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Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.
Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.
by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017
mugGet the Flagpole Syndromemug.

The Drop Syndrome

When a song has an awesome build up to the drop and then ruins it all when the drop actually happens.
*listening to music that's about to hit the drop*

Guy1: "Holy shit this song is freaking amazing!"
Guy2: "I cannot wait to see what happens after the drop."

*Song ruins itself with shitty music after the drop*

Guy1: "Dafuq is this?"
Guy2: "This song has The Drop Syndrome. :( "
by viper Infinity September 6, 2014
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Streamer Syndrome

The deterioration of cell production in the brain directly correlated to one's popularity as a livestreamer; effectively making a person mentally retarded the more followers or subscribers they have.
That XQC guy is hilarious. The way he acts must be because of his Streamer Syndrome.
by Big Budah April 19, 2020
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Griechenland syndrome

Griechenland syndrome
You haven't had your retardation dignosed (yet) but you say random things just for fun even tho it ain't one. Your random statements may include irreverent jokes or words in foreign languages. This whole phenomenon happens out of sudden compulsions that make you say that without even realising. Don't confuse with tourette's syndrome as these compulsions can be fought and you may eventually recover from this ilness. Can also occur in text messaging.
Griechenland syndrome:
EX 1:
Subject 1: "hey there, remember not to cum in the rum"
Subject 2: "Cockram what"

EX2:
Subject 1 *goes upstairs*
Subject 1: Griechenland
by anonymous March 4, 2022
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