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grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.
My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.
by stang man33 September 9, 2010
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Arigato Grande

A meme name of Ariana Grande that references that one picture of her seemingly Asian-styled.
Person 1: arigato grande and blackiana are my favorite races of her
Person 2: she's such a multicultural queen
by repufolklore January 17, 2025
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Grand Daddy Duz

It’s a combination of being a grandpa, professional shit talker, and a whole lot of headass.
Chad: Yo bro, do you remember that guy at the party last night?
Brad: Hell yeah I do bro! He was a total Grand Daddy Duz!
by FreTrain February 7, 2019
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The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex
Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!
by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018
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Grand Blanc Hockey

A middle ground team usually with 2-4 seniors that carry the entire team, with a great coach. while the rest are there just to give the seniors a break. seasons mostly suck with a higher lost rate than win probably because they let furries on the team and like elfs.
You hear about grand blanc hockey yesterday?
yea got mercied 9-1 in the second period by mid michigan
by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025
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Rhode Island Grand Slam

The act of spitting on a females pussy and doing a 360 backflip and landing in the girls pussy.
I landed a Rhode Island Grand Slam on Jessica last night.
by jugzjudy April 17, 2023
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Ariana Grande

A Fucking ugly overrated narcissistic talentless Botox taking home-wrecking ponytail skanky trollop cunt from Florida. She is the worst musician and celebrity of all time. Her music is fucking shit and so is her singing she sounds like a combination of a rabbit being skinned alive, an angry pre teen kid screaming and raging at Roblox or Fortnite at the top of his lungs and a rusty nail on a chalkboard and she's also a fucking nasty little degenerate cunt who spits on doughnuts and makes Halloween costume jokes about murdered children most notably Jon Benet Ramsey a 6 year old girl who brutally raped, tortured and murdered and she's a victim playing sympathy seeking bitch who cried about taking Botox and making it out as if she was forced even though she was the one chose to have plastic surgery and Botox making Hundred percent her decision and responsibility and no-one else's.
To say that I absolutely I fucking hate Ariana Grande is the biggest understatement of the century and I hate arianators equally as much and I have absolutely no respect for Ariana Grande or arianators whatsoever. I've always hated Ariana Grande and her fans. I have never have liked them or respected them and I never fucking will.
Cunt is a very contemptible person and that's exactly what Ariana Grande is.
In 2019 she said that Jon Benet Ramsey would make a good Halloween costume which is absolutely fucking despicable made even worse by the fact she got away with it and didn't get it any trouble at all and she made the most non genuine fake half arsed self pitying apology. Anyone who makes jokes about children being raped and murdered are fucking scumbags and deserve be repeatedly punched in the face as hard as possible.
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