Fairy

A softie pretending to have the powers of folktale fairies.

Joe: if I see ANOTHER softie pretending to be a fucking fairy again I’m gonna lose it

by SomeRandomIdk June 18, 2023

Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.

Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy

by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019

Reverse Tooth fairy

A sexual position where one partner is tied up and is in slightly levitating stance, riding the other partner similar to the reverse cowgirl.

“Man me and my girl last night tried the reverse tooth fairy.”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s drive through….”

by Urlocalsimp69 February 20, 2022

V8 Fairy

An absolute unit of a species that delivers V8 cans or bottles to the people who need it most. Often these cans/bottles show up when lesser expected, and one ponders who delivers such a thing
This being is never seen, but his actions are observed.

“Dylan how did this v8 end up in my asshole?”
“Must have been the V8 fairy”

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022

Train Fairy

A gay person who involves themselves in trains, orgies, and gangbangs with obsessive frequency.

"Steve your such a Train Fairy" "shut up Pete you cum guzzler you have no room to talk!"

by Po Boy June 19, 2017

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

Fairy

A fairy is a magical small creature that usually lives in a white spotted red mushroom as most people say. Fairy's may or may not be real. No one actually knows. Most people say that fairys are stupid and mean and little miniature bitches, but no one knows for sure. They could be make belive or they could be real.

Tinker bell is a fairy.

by Katie Kat 2.0 March 25, 2019