Googy Egg

The lump that you get after bumping your head.

I hit my head and got a googy egg

by Aussiepeanut November 13, 2010

easter egg

feces wrapped in toilet paper or some other type of wrapping which is then thrown at an unsuspecting victim.

I easter egged matt while he was in the shower.

by randongulus August 22, 2011

scrambled egg

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.

Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.

by instantbreakfast May 1, 2008

egg blaster

when a girl gets pregnant from a guy and does not want to be so she sticks a water hose up her vagina and turns it on full blast.

boy: Uh Oh! the condom broke.... girl: dont worry, i have a water hose!!! time for some egg blaster action

by lil john pu$$y eater November 26, 2010

Egg Fairy

A person or group of people that leave single eggs on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night. Usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. The eggs have random, humorous messages on them. Rumor has it that the Egg Fairy/Fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients' yards, but their identities remain a mystery to most.

Rob: Ew, I just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.

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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...

by Nancy Nine-Eggs April 15, 2009

egg ho

A woman who sells breakfast items, such as eggs, especially on a mobile snack truck or roach coach.

Rusty is really hungry this morning so he is going to wait for the egg ho.

by Bitch2 December 10, 2008

egg roll

An asian penis;

Normally small penis (most asians have small penis')

JomesZ has a wrinkly eggroll;
For a japanese man i've never seen such a huge egg roll!

by smoogrish December 18, 2006