Vigorous Household Cleaning

Safe-for-work euphemism: the act of rigorous intercourse at home. Often following a period of abstinence.

After a six month dry spell, I've got a Tinder date tonight; I'm hoping we'll go back to mine for a night of vigorous household cleaning.

by The Projectionist March 29, 2019

Physically Clean

Some shit that Sheldon made up. Carry on.

I like my woman to be physically clean.

by @vaun February 1, 2018

Clean the peg

After being pegged with a strap-on, you clean it with your mouth, hence giving the pegger head. Saves time, can throw it right in the nightstand drawer and not have to clean it later.

I pegged my husband last night, it really turns him on if I let him clean the peg.

by Empty sack July 6, 2023

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir”

- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

clean spot

hickey

"hey yo u got some clean spots on your neck"

by Bryan Nahanee October 10, 2003

Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.

My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.

by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.

Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
I had a clean slider man.

by very epic mans May 12, 2021