The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...
You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"
by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

When you're laying bed with someone all intertwined and one of you has weird arm. Lying on your arm in an uncomfortable position.
by Lin-Zeee August 28, 2016

by D.Hannah March 4, 2023

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 15, 2011

by scooter133 June 15, 2016
