Any of a series of nymphomaniacal acts pertaining to the solicitation of sexual favors via gmail. Made popular in the Southern vineyards of France.
Dude my girlfriend keeps begging me to try a nasty naftel... But I just don't think I could look myself in the mirror if I did.
by AppalachiaBreak March 21, 2010

by Realgirlnc June 11, 2018

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
by Noedelkes June 16, 2019

Nasty Elrik is when you shove a soda can into your ass and wait a day then squeeze your ass cheecks to make it pop in your ass pulling it out bloody then having your dog / cat lick the blood
by Boggy^_^ April 16, 2021

A blonde girl that will simp for you and never go out with her friends because of you, says she is really smart when she's making a D in every class, got braces at 18, dropped out of college, gave herself a buzz cut, and moved to a pond to live with the ducks.
by duckbitch May 6, 2020

When a man squirts mayonnaise up his significant other's asshole. The person with the mayonnaise up their ass then farts as hard as they can with the intention of spraying the mayo into their partner's mouth
by Dougus Dimmadomus November 20, 2020
