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Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!
Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
by Looyurr August 9, 2023
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slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)
"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"
by Mark28392 September 4, 2012
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Less than decent

Less than decent - Someone who fails to live up to an agreed standard, whether a verbal or written commitment .
He/she broke their promise to him/her after years of swearing not to, they're a less than decent human being.
by mikedimez May 29, 2019
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when someone is cooler than the cow

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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