voucher goblin

When you cash out at a casino, often times the machines will not give change and instead print out a voucher for the change. Most people just grab their cash and walk away. Voucher goblins hope for this, and hover by the cash out machines at casinos hoping to collect these abandoned vouchers and scrounge up enough to finally make a bet of their own.

You can tell the economy is in shambles when there's more than one voucher goblin camping out by the cash out machines.

by ToastedZergling3 April 3, 2023

Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 15, 2022

Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast

She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone

by Abner Anly April 15, 2023

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

vent goblin

My son

Have you ever seen Craig's vent goblin. He is dark!

by Thypurestandgreatestdadever March 31, 2024

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter

Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?

by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022