You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.
by AllehChan June 18, 2009
by derit April 08, 2008
by Lyndsey January 18, 2004
1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
by pincherslug July 27, 2006
Guy 1: yo you should move the camera over there instead for the next shot.
Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.
Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better
Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.
Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better
by Wudafuxup February 05, 2011
The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.
by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008
1.) A douche bag that shoots fire instead of water or liquid medication into a vagina.
2.) A person who so exceeds the standard amount of douche baggery that their mere presence is as enjoyable as using an afore-mentioned fire shooting douche bag.
2.) A person who so exceeds the standard amount of douche baggery that their mere presence is as enjoyable as using an afore-mentioned fire shooting douche bag.
Justin was a super douche after the petty way he handled his girlfriend dumping him when he tried to blame it on her best friend because he cannot handle his own problems.
by Brittni Orr November 18, 2009