taster's choice

personal politics of sex and the sex act

john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!

sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies

rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

New Taste

When a girl giving oral recieves pleasure and moans out "New Taste"

Yeah that bitch was suckin my dick and she yelled out "Ohhhh New Taste!!"

by Doug October 21, 2004

pasty taste

The taste you get from brushing your teeth and drinking orange juice or a soda. The bad flavor is caused by the toothpaste blocking sweet taste buds, leaving the acidic taste of the juice.

"can you get me some orange juice? Oh man! thats some rank pasty taste this morning!'

by Lardmcfatso January 8, 2009

taste of chaos

A smaller version of the emo/screamo/ska/indie fest, Warped Tour, where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.

Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, the Taste of Chaos is today."

Kid: "Good, now we can have a normal day at school."

by Bunker29 December 8, 2007

Ass-tastic

Used to decribe a chick with a big ass. Usually in a good way, but its subjecive, depending on the pronouns used.

Damn, that chick is Ass-tastic! I wanna hit that!

or

Damn, that nasty chick is Ass-tastic, someone call Jared from the subway commercials.

by Solid August 1, 2005

Sperm Taster

Works for the porn industry tasting male ejaculation.

Mikee is a sperm taster

by naughtyroxy January 22, 2009

Taste Police

The City of Pasadena Municipal Code Enforcement Agency, a massive and labrynthine organization determined to crack down on vile and dangerous house painters, gardeners, and guerilla artists- especially filmmakers.

Joe: "Hey, I thought you put in a new fence."

Jeff: "Yeah, the Taste Police made me take it down, they said it wasn't colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me."

by Monty Park June 9, 2009