shockfuck

When you think the sex is gonna suck but it turns out it’s mind blowing.

She looked like a shit fuck but turned out to be a shockfuck

by Urbanthis March 27, 2019

SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand

Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself

by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019

Shlock

Someone who talks with food in their mouth

“John is such a shlock”

by 5mucks December 4, 2019

Shlockness

*Destroyer of worlds. He/she is a blood thirsty monster that craves destruction and death. Can be used as an anagram for certain names. Offen perceived as the Loch Ness Monster.

Friend: Dude she literally transformed!

Friend 2: She's a fucking shlockness!?

by SatanIsMyFather15 December 19, 2019

shocker

To "Joe Biden" an unsuspecting, unwilling female staffer, consequence-free for leftist politicians.

I heard you liked me, man. Time for your shocker, you dog faced pony soldier.

by LeeRoyfromDeeTroit May 18, 2020

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020