shooting apples

A code word for having sex

Gay Guy 1: let's start shooting apples
Gay Guy 2: ok, sounds cool

by Carlio' May 13, 2018

shoot

cumming

I swear I'm gonna shoot everywhere!

by i need help with math May 13, 2018

Shooting stars

A lot of amazing funny memes about flying people lol

Did you see that meme about the shooting stars song

Everyone knows this is a shit example lol

by JeKankerMa February 24, 2017

shooting star

The sexual act of spreading open ones anus, so that your partner can defecate inside of it.

She asked me if I liked ass play... I unfortunately said yes... A shooting star is not something you want.

by Elishnus July 28, 2016

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

Shooting the bear

Partying so hard for weeks on end that it causes you to lose your job and/or drop out.

We haven't seen him for weeks, he must be shooting the bear again.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.

Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!

by Rayaj June 19, 2016