Spicy restraint

When a male (or female) ties up their partner and sticks one of their hands into a back of takis, hot Cheetos or something spicy, and proceeds to rub the testes or lips of the vagina with the hand covered in said spices

Eddie: man I put her in a damn spicy restraint last night and fed her pussy some takis she was screaming it burned so much!
Tom: that’s weird bro you need help.
Eddie: nah she loved it we called it the spicy restraint.

by Doggo_stew January 10, 2021

spicy muscles

A male that's not only attractive but also has with big muscles.

He's hott and has big muscles, he's spicy muscles.

by Iceyhott August 27, 2017

Spicy stilts

When your gym teacher whips out bucket stilts, but you get the only non-broken ones.

“Hey johnny, your so lucky, you got the spicy stilts!”

by cjboss! April 11, 2019

Spicy Stranger Danger

Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.

"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"

by AssMaster5k June 05, 2022

Spicy Enema

When you squeeze diet coke up your ass to cleanse yourself.

"You're okay to fuck me with the strap-on babe, I've had a spicy enema."

by GreggRulzOk? October 26, 2019

Spicy Butterflies

Soo basically it is like butterflies but they are butterflies that wanna fuck someone.

Brooo he is so hot! I’m getting some spicy butterflies right now.

by Strawberry Dino :) July 16, 2021

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 05, 2014