Shit Coffin

n. Port-a-potty, a portable restroom

There was nowhere else to go, so I had to use the shit coffin before I went in my pants.

by SuperCrack November 10, 2010

Piss and shit

A famous British meal

I cant wait to have piss and shit

by Possumm July 21, 2021

Well Shit

An exclamation of surprise.

Well shit Larry, I didn't know you were comming to the reunion.

by Skinner II August 8, 2007

piece of shit

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

"Do you know Doug?"
"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."

by JadedSilverPrincess March 26, 2017

Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

by pinohkio December 18, 2011

Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Infinity Shit

When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity

Person 1: ‘Hey, what took you so long?’
Person 2: ‘Sorry, I was wrapped up doing an Infinity Shit’

by Jed08 February 28, 2019