shatus

a shitty status posted on Facebook or the like, not literal, inferred as shitty, stated in shitty terms, or critiqued as shitty by observer

I'm sick of reading Danielle's "woe is me" shatus day after day. Enough already!

by Karma Kitty November 4, 2012

shatway

The right behavior that leads to getting shitty drunk.

aka - shatnered, shitfaced and being a shitfaced-cockmaster

Guy 1: Have you seen him putting them down tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah. He's been killing Blu Jays (Budlights) like a motherfucker!

Guy 1: Yep, he'll be shatway in no time flat!

by 80's Fighter Pilot June 29, 2012

Shattner

A very hot attractive chocolate coloured guy. An amazing friend, flirt, dynamite in bed, usually dirty minded, not afraid to talk to girls. In one word he is a BADASS MUTHAFUCKA!!

Wow look at that shattner

by Nigga51 November 13, 2013

shatnie

A blonde who is amazing and caring unless you piss her off. Then she can become a really big bitch. She is cool and very much loved

That bitch Shatnie is my best friend

by brat822 November 20, 2013

Shatner Shot

Mixing Valium with a shot of alcohol for the express purpose of helping you pass out when you have to travel by airplane and are afraid of flying.

"I hate flying, but I need to take a New York to L.A. flight."
"No problem, man. Just take a Shatner Shot before you board. You'll sleep through the whole thing."

by Joel Kazoo January 5, 2014

shatpening

It's when Shatner comes and haunts your house.

The new Horror movies Title: The Shatpening.

by Phuzzylogic October 27, 2014

shatapult

This is when you are ice skating nude and you hit a perfect triple axle. Either while jumping up or during the post-landing spin, you pinch one off. The centrifugal force on your turd pulls it flying out at a force to be reckoned with.

I will shatapult on you.

by BigLud July 20, 2014