Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement
by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017
Get the Rusty tankmug. A grumpy old man who smokes a heavy amount of cigarettes,and consumes an un healthy amount of alcohol.
by Mr cumaco November 6, 2019
Get the Rusty CHAMCOmug. When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019
Get the Rusty lanternmug. A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!
Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!
by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023
Get the Rusty Melmug. When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.
by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023
Get the Rusty's Specialmug. The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....
After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.
by KRiver January 8, 2017
Get the Rusty Snowplowmug. An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.
by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022
Get the The Rusty Wigglemug.