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Rusty Gillespie

When a babe and/or (straight Ish/bi) bubba have their mouths on another man’s (usually a straight Alpha/Bull’s) natural, as-is (typically ripe, visibly dirty) tail pipe, as a service/respect, when the bull suddenly (purposefully or subconsciously) rips a massive (dry or wet) fart which is wholly forced into the butt lickers’ mouths or in their face. It’s disrespectful to try To avoid eating the farts , no matter how noxious or messy. It’s good To thank him.
It’s not unusual for a variety of reasons that a country boy learn early what a rusty Gillespie is and how powerfully the silent message of respect and/or submission is sent in this timeless right of passage taught usually by the boy’s father with the intention that the boy will service the father’s asshole with his smiling, eager to please mouth, and likely all the fathers friends if the boy shows a knack for this. My big strapping cornfed hard working burly pop who had this MASSIVE wide round hairy working man’s ASS. The level of stank and often the amount of tackiness from all that assjulce built up during his tough work sat and thick shit skits and dingle berries in dad’s butt hairs made training to be dads TP, buttsuck, and gas receptacle so challenging, nasty, AND rewarding. And the look of pride he had watching his best bud, a massive black meathead, squat daily on his young son’s flushed , confused, nauseated, scared face was lewd and encouraging, and demanding that giving that huge black stank tube a deep cleaning and that I ASK & beg for him to fart. I was a child prodigy BLACK rusty Gillespie player.
by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022
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Rusty Gillespie

When a babe and/or (straight Ish/bi) bubba have their mouths on another man’s (usually a straight Alpha/Bull’s) natural, as-is (typically ripe, visibly dirty) tail pipe, as a service/respect, when the bull suddenly (purposefully or subconsciously) rips a massive (dry or wet) fart which is wholly forced into the butt lickers’ mouths or in their face. It’s disrespectful to try To avoid eating the farts , no matter how noxious or messy. It’s good To thank him.
It’s not unusual for a variety of reasons that a country boy learn early what a rusty Gillespie is and how powerfully the silent message of respect and/or submission is sent in this timeless right of passage taught usually by the boy’s father with the intention that the boy will service the father’s asshole with his smiling, eager to please mouth, and likely all the fathers friends if the boy shows a knack for this. My big strapping cornfed hard working burly pop who had this MASSIVE wide round hairy working man’s ASS. The level of stank and often the amount of tackiness from all that assjulce built up during his tough work sat and thick shit skits and dingle berries in dad’s butt hairs made training to be dads TP, buttsuck, and gas receptacle so challenging, nasty, AND rewarding. And the look of pride he had watching his best bud, a massive black meathead, squat daily on his young son’s flushed , confused, nauseated, scared face was lewd and encouraging, and demanding that giving that huge black stank tube a deep cleaning and that I ASK & beg for him to fart. I was a child prodigy BLACK rusty Gillespie player.
by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022
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RUSTY TUCKER

The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.
Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.
by Taytaygaygay July 21, 2023
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Rusty's Special

When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.
He was about to leave but I gave him a Rusty's Special.
by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023
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Rusty Jalapeño

Covering your penis in hot sauce, and then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner.
I gave my partner a rusty jalapeño, and found myself in a van down by the river.
by Dead Harrison July 27, 2023
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A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.
"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022
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The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.
I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.
by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022
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