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River

River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL
Did you see river today? He looks so damn hot
by ursowelcomemylove March 19, 2021
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hot chocolate river

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.
by Am@nda August 8, 2016
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Rivers

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rivers is a tyyyyeeee
by aaagghh March 9, 2023
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River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.
My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.
by Jgwosu April 21, 2019
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river heights intermediate school

a place that only nasty ass hoes go to
” man, so many hoes go to river heights intermediate school

” ur so right bro ”
by henbaom March 10, 2022
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River

Cute, smart, sweet, funny, kind, hot
River is perfect
by Ethan2009 May 3, 2022
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river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")
"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"
by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025
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