Lazy River

A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river

Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.

by Datboijason November 1, 2021

River got me

When river get you.

River got me

by RiverGotMe June 10, 2020

rivers cuomo

fucking loser

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”

by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 1, 2024

River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.

“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014