punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Punch the Horse

to make something go faster

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.

by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

Mother Punch

Somebody who likes to take most if not all anger out on his/her mother, due to the naked true that they like to suck dick for a hobby. Preferably Chad.

Chad likes to use all negative force towards one's mother. Mother Punch.

by JJED March 23, 2017