you may have my peanut shells

1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.

While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."

you may have my peanut shells by chrismeena November 24, 2005

Human Peanut Butter 

The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)

Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"

*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*

Human Peanut Butter by ThisguywhoworksatGamestop November 25, 2010

Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick 

When a person, usually a man, puts peanut butter around, in or in the general area around his butt hole and has his/her dog lick it out.

No man has ever done the Campbell Peanut Butter Trick (CPBT) only once.

Jack: Hey man, I was home last night and I was really bored so i did the Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick.
Connor: Ew gross man, you would.
Jack: Nah man, its totally a hip thing right now.
Connor: As if! I bet you do it every day!
Jack: ...

Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick by theswinglers December 12, 2011

rotten peanut 

It means someone who is a pessimist and they affect everyone's mood. Peanuts can rot.

She's such a rotten peanut.

rotten peanut by Ceasar Ray March 25, 2009

Big booty peanut butter baby bitches 

Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.

Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man

Big booty peanut butter baby bitches by 00milky_loaf00 May 2, 2022

skippy peanut butter

Skippy peanut butter is a faster way to orgasm on a girls cunt. You spread it and glob it in your mouth and teeth. You then hawk a spit of skippy into the opening of a loose cunt while cumming in her. You then proceed to make a smoothie and cock slap her eyes until she drinks every ounce. The left over of the peanut butter jar is used to shove it at a 45 degree angle up her ass.

"Man, I just Skippy Peanut butter the grocery lady last night. I told her all we need is a jar of peanut butter, no condom."

skippy peanut butter by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011

shit peanut 

Peanuts stuck in your shit ater taking a dump.

Dude1: There was some shit peanuts when I walked into the bathroom stall today and some asshole didn't flush

shit peanut by Brenden H January 6, 2008