What is the correct name for a co-worker who doesn't do any actual work?
"Co-Person, or possibly just 'leech.'"
(From Dilbert - 2018/10/17)
"Co-Person, or possibly just 'leech.'"
(From Dilbert - 2018/10/17)
Magdalene is a verbal cascade during meetings but
a co-person the rest of the time, leaving me and the rest
of the engineers under a work- and time-commitment
avalanche in her stead.
a co-person the rest of the time, leaving me and the rest
of the engineers under a work- and time-commitment
avalanche in her stead.
by OzoneBoy October 17, 2018
Get the co-personmug. by bögnegro12 December 12, 2022
Get the british personmug. by pixel_ator13 May 4, 2019
Get the amazing personmug. A Maybe-Person is the type of individual that, when invited to events, always says, "I'll try." The hour of the event tends to be a coin flip depending on the weather, their feelings, or if nothing else better comes up. A Maybe-Person has no compass or code, led by their emotions like a butterfly with her helmet on. This behavior is highly problematic, and they have difficulty daily with simple decision-making activities.
Woody Goldblum, a.k.a. the Swan, said he would like to try to make it out to dinner, but because he felt a little stressed about travel plans (the next day), he canceled again at the 11th hour and confirmed that he was a Maybe-Person.
by Hixxz68 March 1, 2023
Get the Maybe-Personmug. a person who copies your taste in music, clothes, makeup, hair, style, etc. and fakes their own real personality because they're jealous or want to be friends with you
me: i really like punk rock
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?
by no snitchin November 2, 2014
Get the personality fakermug. Never be friends with a Cindy; they’re fake and will stab you in the back ; usually a fake person is cindy
by Gigante September 12, 2017
Get the Fake personmug. A Template person in a Project manager role would be the one who would write template emails, ask a specific set of questions, use a limited set of phrases and act like a project manager but provide no real value.
Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.
Aaron: You sound like a template person!!
Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.
Aaron: You sound like a template person!!
by BlackSaturn007 March 17, 2014
Get the template personmug.