patrick page

The type of person who always talks about having a huge penis but actually has a very small one. Also talks about all the pussy they get when in reality they get none.

I hate a guy like patrick page thinks he is big but has a small cock

by patrick is a fag January 30, 2018

Patrick

Not funny

That joke is such a Patrick.

by SilverGlimse December 7, 2019

Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021

Patrick

A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.

Yo, you remember Patrick?

Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.

by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

yooo i just did a Patrick shwavy

by Matteo132 December 16, 2019

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024