puffin muffin

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.

what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!

by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009

Puffing

Promoting false truth about yourself in order to deceive your social media audience into believing your more desired & or popular then you are.

Exaggerating the truth about who you really are in order to fool people into believing your a bigger deal than you really are.

she's puffing about being kicked out of Vidcon, it never happened!

by Exposing the frauds June 26, 2017

huffy puffy

Another word for angry. Someone who gets bitchy and whines about anything.
(Often used by someone who is calm towards someone who is a little upset)

Quaneesha: GOD-DAAAAAYAM, I's be outta colt fo-tay fiiiiiiiive, didchu draaaaank mah last fo-tay?!
John: Oh, yeah I think I did. Sorry, I'll buy some more.
Quaneesha: AWWWWWW FUCKIN SONABEEEEAAAATCH! I wuz needin me sum of dat shizzzz, cuz mah waaaah-eeeave be makin mah heeeead hurt!
John: OK geez, don't get all huffy puffy with me.
Quaneesha: Wha da heeeeeeeeeell?? Wha duz dat sheeeeeet mean? YOU BE RACIST!
John: There you go, gettin all huffy puffy again.
Quaneesha: Fuck dis shiz , go get me mah fo-tay, playa!

by TheOrangeKrushOne March 29, 2004

Pufferfish

Is Caleb

Did you see that pufferfish over there
Who’s that?
Caleb

by Anaoopsksksk February 7, 2020

jizzle puffs

When one excretes semen onto their breakfast cereal

I turned my coco puffs into jizzle puffs this morning. Its iron man food. How many do you do?

by gavin mcabbo September 24, 2006

Pufferfish

When a guy inhales as deeply as he can and flexes his muscles to seem bigger. It's usually done to seem more impressive in a photograph, but sometimes as an attempt to scare away a rival male.

Guy 1: "I was going to kick that nerdy guy's ass, but he took off his shirt and was buff."

Guy 2: "He was doing the Pufferfish."

by Gory Spirit March 27, 2011

Puffin

A great boyfriend who is very playful and strong but so cute and cuddly at the same time!

I love my puffin he's so puffiny!

by vixen2013 June 14, 2011