Signature poop

After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.

I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.

by Jiggyjoy November 16, 2018

skydiver poop

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.

I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.

by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016

poop-a-tint

- stains that appear that could've been originated in the anus

1. the poop-a-stain was a poop-a-tint

by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018

Alcohol Poop

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.

"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"

by Danzon December 15, 2017

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

Naruto Poop

The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.

Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet

Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.

by burhbillg October 13, 2019

frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

by Scryb Sprite August 25, 2016