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Pleasanton

A nice little suburb of Oakland. Mainly families. These are the types of kids

Jocks: Usually get pretty good grades. Come from upper middle class families. Usually live in Parkside, sometimes Valley Trails, the Preserve Laguna Oaks or the area by Donlon.

Gamers: Usually really fat kids that think their funny. Can live anywhere. Spend their life with videogames, usually have youtube channels. Usually start out playing pokemon then skylanders then minecraft.

Skaters: Mostly popular kids that do drugs and brag a lot. Pretty fun people to hangout with. They will often do the dumbest shit you can think of. Can live anywhere but many of them live by Lydiksen, PMS, Foothill, or the neighborhood by Val Vista.

Richass's: Annoying kids that have little to know friend's that think their the shit. Live in Laguna Oaks, Golden Eagle, Castlewood, The Preserve, or Ruby Hills.
I wish I lived in Pleasanton
by Hammerballs October 4, 2016
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Pleasure Stick

A stick used to pleasure a man or woman for long periods of time.
Man : Are you into pleasure sticks?
Woman : No, what the fuck is wrong with you!
Man : Nothing wrong with using a stick to please yourself!
by SilentFissure December 29, 2016
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Insanity Plea

How to get out of a murder charge in exchange for 6-12 months at some random mental assylum.
Thank you Insanity Plea for saving me from a lifetime in prison with a bunch of gay rapists; now I'm the gay rapist at the mental institution!
by whyddduy January 16, 2012
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Nigga Please

I phrase that white people think black people say all the time.
BlackGuy: "This man said that he thinks can beat me in a game of basketball! So, you know what I said to him?"

WhiteGuy: "NIGGA PLEASE!"

BlackGuy: "No, I asked him what made him think that I played basketball?"

WhiteGuy: "Oh, your not going to beat me up for saying the "N" word are you, I'm not racist."

BlackGuy:"Nigga Please....Shut the f**k up."
by Berry Long November 4, 2013
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Western Pleasure

A sport that involves thousand dollar riding outfits and $10,000 horses that require 24/7 heavy training just to basically walk through the entire class.
"Oh you show western pleasure...so you basically just lounge your horse in circles right?"
by urbandictionary@ud August 25, 2019
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Pleasantville, NY

A town that really isn't that pleasant. A small, ugly town in Westchester, nothing special about it except for the Jacob Burns Film Center, which no one in Pleasantville goes to anyway. Boring town with lots of girls with badly dyed blond hair.
Person: Oh, you live in Pleasantville? Is it pleasant there?(laughs)
Me: (fake laughs)Yeah...(plots to kill person)
by heather September 17, 2004
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Pleasantville

Pleasantville, New Jersey:

Pleasantville is a city in Atlantic County, New Jersey, United States. As of the United States 2000 Census, the city population was 19,012.
Pleasantville was originally incorporated as a borough by an Act of the New Jersey Legislature on January 10, 1889, from portions of Egg Harbor Township, based on the results of a referendum held on December 15, 1888. Pleasantville was incorporated as a city on April 14, 1914, replacing Pleasantville borough, based on the results of a referendum held that same day.
Pleasantville Are you going to the rec in Pleasantville tomorrow?
by iMaj609 February 25, 2011
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