playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

Playing drums

The reason for living

Playing drums is the reason for living

by Jdrummer316 February 7, 2019

Playing cards

A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.

So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!

by General Septem February 4, 2010

role-playing

Names masturbaters name their hand
1.Gripney Spears
2.Christina Jackalera
3.Cumin Elektra
4.The Pullsome Twins
5.Palmala Anderson
6.Courtney Cocks
7.Jenutfer Lopez
8.Janet Jerkson
9.Brianna Bangs
10.Jerksica Simpson

Ahh... cumin...ahh. elektra yeah!!!!!

by Bill Clinton February 16, 2005

Power Play

The Power Play is a 24-pack of beer cans. It is the big brother to the Chainsaw.

Beer is needed. Go forth and purchase a Power Play of Coors Light. A chainsaw is not enough.

by Crew Middle Fork August 9, 2005

Play of the Game

Abbreviated as “POG”. It’s supposed to be a highlight of the best move a computer algorithm has deemed in the game, but it’s just fucking Bastion. Btw it’s Overwatch related, but Overwatch is kinda dead.

*PLAY OF THE GAME*
“Sweet! I think it’ll be me, my Ultimate got 5 people! I feel so good about... OF COURSE ITS FUCKING BASTION”
*Throws controller*

by SpeakundSpell November 28, 2020

playing the organ

Jerking off. Masturbation.

Bob: I walked in to Jim's room and that skeeze was playing the organ to a video of my sister's dance class

Jeff: So what, I play the organ IN your sister's dance class

Bob: Ah hell, who am I kidding? So do I.

by ScubaSteve4235 January 30, 2008