The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Samoan pancake batter

A term for ejaculent

She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter

by Fudgedragon2005 April 11, 2018

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

3am Pancakes

The act of getting breakfast food in the early hours of the morning (usually with a significant other) and eating and talking in the parking lot

Gf: I can't come over tomorrow, I'm busy all day!
Bf: We should get 3am pancakes tonight so I get to see you

by DawnTillDusk June 23, 2017

feeling like a pancake

When you feel soggy spongy and limp

I am feeling like a pancake today

by SNRaf March 20, 2021

Loose Pancake

When you take some syrup and rub it on the outside of a women’s vagina flaps, and then spread them wide to each side and stick them to her inner pelvic region.

Last night Martha was feeling frisky so we decided to give the ole Loose Pancake a try and she smelled terrible after.

by Uncle jeffrey pancakes February 04, 2021