fly swatter

The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.

I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.

by Don Lagunita February 5, 2010

flying delta

where you bang a chick up the ass nut in there then suck it out with a straw.

Bob did a Flying delta on Jan and sucked the cum out with a mcdonalds straw.

by DirtyShirt April 1, 2008

flying dildo

When your dildo drinks red-bull and grows and grows wings.

"My dildo drank red bull and flew away!"flying dildo

by satans_kid April 7, 2015

The Flying Hawaiian

Verb- A sexual term. The move is performed by standing up in the middle of Citizens Bank Park while holding a girl upside down. Whilst upside down, said girl will be slobbing your knob with her legs wide open at you face. Next, you must get your best friend to hit a pop fly ball into the outfield where you are standing and you must catch the ball in the girls vagina. If you are wearing a Shane Victorino shirt or jersey during this action, you are the man.

John: "dammit man, my girl says shes gonna dump me if i dont stop playin baseball...its crazy..."

Joe: "have you tried The Flying Hawaiian on her?"

John: "no..."

Joe: "she doesnt like baseball yet....but she will...trust me"

by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009

Flying monkey

One person is hung from the ceiling dressed as a monkey while the person paints their penis yellow and “feeds the monkey the banana”.

Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey

by Super shrimper May 14, 2018

Flying pig

Police or "police like" scrub that operates or is in the small plane/helicopter that is responsible for scoping out areas where marihuana is grown. Green Harvest.

Ho, da flying pigs raided my tutus plants. She need 'em fo eat cuz she get da chichi cancer.

by brownbabies February 2, 2010

fly errr

when you are more fly than fly

man that guy isnt fly he's fly errr

by flyerrrrrrrr May 17, 2010