Oliver Buy

Something someone named Oliver Douglas Turk would buy. Usually cream or pastel in colour, wildly pretentious, and or extremely disgusting. E.g. a Mickey Mouse pocket watch.

P1 "Bro look at this pocket watch"

P2 "eww that's gross asf what an oliver buy"

by Timmothy James November 27, 2024

Oliver

An Oliver is someone you can definitely trust. When you are getting into trouble he's the guy to bail you out. When he's gone for school of your workplace, you can't forget he's gone. His smile lights up the room, and he's really sweet. Though sometimes he can be annoying. An Oliver is a great best friend.

Who's your best friend
Oliver
Yeah he's the best

by Girlwithadog May 3, 2019

Oliver

Oliver has a fucking gian thanos cock who cums 2l a day and his balls dangle lower than his kneecaps, hes shit a coc, has very fluffy hair, is very good on both kb&m and controller. Best fortnite player ever, hes gets alot of bitches, and shags nearly everyday. People think hes a cunt, he does very good dead legs, has hard punches and you wouldnt want to mess with him he will knock the fuck out of you. He is very sexy and is normally between the height of 5ft 2" to 5ft 5" also he is a very hench nigger with hairy balls but still gets slops of all girls in Blackpool. You need an Oliver in your life or your just gay. Also he queefs out his arse crack.

Ollie fucks bare gyaldem and seperates multiple legs and has a massive thanos cock that is aproximately 120inches in curcumference. oliver

by ball licker 69 March 11, 2022

Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021

Oliver

A trans boy who happens to need I name and choose this one cute kind brilliant hansome funny stupid who is bullied constantly likes stuffies and pastel things and would make an amazing bf and I great noble trust worthy amazing friend

There is that cute trans boy oliver aww he’s adorable and kind and funny

by Cute wittle wolf prince olly December 15, 2019

Oliver munday

A incredible friend who will always be by your side. He is the most loyal person that you will know. He is really easy to talk to and will set you up with any girl

I wish I was Oliver

I loved spending time with Oliver munday he is the best person ever.

by Anaonymus October 1, 2020

Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.

"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"

by OliverNelsonFan42 January 7, 2025