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bum drunk

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.
No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.
by NathanTo June 11, 2017
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drunk michael

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"
by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017
mugGet the drunk michaelmug.

google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything
Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.
by Hawiw November 2, 2016
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Hemingway-drunk

A state of being so intoxicated the imbiber could reasonably be compared to Ernest Hemingway.
A long, difficult work week will invariably result in Mike getting Hemingway-drunk.
by blanderrobinson May 23, 2013
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drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source
mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him
by JasonPourne August 18, 2022
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Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.
Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!
by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016
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proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.
Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk
by BuzzytheBear September 10, 2016
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